Saturday, September 05, 2009

USPTO doles out rejection to KGB's 542 542 servicemark application

What a HUGE HUGE embarrassment for a company that processes something on the order of one billion search inquiries per year and prides itself on having the ability to turn just about any simple question into a simple answer. Yet, KGB hasn't the foggiest idea of what a trademark is. For had they any idea of what a trademark is, they wouldn't have failed two times at trying to prove to the U.S. Patent and Trade Office that their '542 542' 'brand' functioned as a service mark (a service mark falls under the category of trademark.) In late August, the USPTO maintained and finalized its rejection, initially made by a USPTO examining attorney in January 2009, of KGB's applied servicemark '542 542,' which is the SMS number for the kgbkgb service. The rejection notice was stamped, sealed and delivered with the explanation that KGB's application 'shows the mark used as a text number and informational in the nature of an instruction.' The USPTO was referring to a 'specimen' submitted as proof months after the initial rejection; the specimen was a photo of the back windshield and side panel of one their Smart Cars that bore the following phrase in large lettering: 'got questions? text 542 542 now.' The USPTO rejection notice states that this 'specimen' was simply an instruction to dial a phone number and bore no qualities of a mark; it failed to act as a distinctive indicator to identify that kgbkgb's services originates from a unique source. The USPTO went the step further of clarifying that 'not every word, design, symbol or slogan used in the sale or advertising of goods and/or services functions as a mark, even though it may have been adopted with the intent to do so.' KGB didn't understand this simple nuance the first or second time.

First, KGB established the kgbkgb service, which coincidentally (or more likely not) spells a confusingly similar SMS code (542 542) to ChaCha's (242242). (ChaCha lodged a letter of protest with the USPTO over this bizzare-ity.) Then, the USPTO's 'FINAL...refusal to register the mark.'

Perhaps KGB ought to rethink their tagline: 'got questions? text your friends, not us.'


Here's the text of the August 24, 2009 decision:


THIS IS A FINAL ACTION.

The office received the applicant’s response on July 16, 2009. The examining attorney has carefully read and considered the applicant’s response. The identification of services is accepted. However, the refusal to register the applicant’s mark under Trademark Act Sections 1, 2, 3 and 45 is maintained, and now made FINAL.

FAILURE TO FUNCTION AS A SERVICE MARK

Registration is refused because the applied-for mark, as used on the specimen of record, does not function as a service mark to identify and distinguish applicant’s services from those of others and to indicate the source of applicant’s services. Trademark Act Sections 1, 2, 3 and 45, 15 U.S.C. §§1051-1053, 1127; see In re Moody’s Investors Serv., Inc., 13 USPQ2d 2043 (TTAB 1989); In re The Signal Cos., 228 USPQ 956 (TTAB 1986); In re Hughes Aircraft Co., 222 USPQ 263 (TTAB 1984); TMEP §§904.07(b), 1301.02 et seq.

The applied-for mark, as shown on the specimen, does not function as a service mark because it shows the mark used as a text number and informational in the nature of an instruction .

The specimen of record, along with any other relevant evidence of record, is reviewed to determine whether an applied-for mark is being used as a service mark. In re Volvo Cars of N. Am., Inc., 46 USPQ2d 1455, 1458 (TTAB 1998). Not every word, design, symbol or slogan used in the sale or advertising of goods and/or services functions as a mark, even though it may have been adopted with the intent to do so. A designation cannot be registered unless purchasers would be likely to regard it as a source-indicator for the services. TMEP §1301.02; see In re Moody’s Investors Serv. Inc., 13 USPQ2d 2043, 2047-49 (TTAB 1989).

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Scott Smith lets 8948837.com (Twitter) go

The dotcom wordnumber for Twitter, 8948837.com, has recently changed hands. The coveted web property was sold by numeric domainer Scott Smith to a fellow Canadian domainer only known in the transaction (and domain whois) as the entity 'MAGA.COM INC.' MAGA was the high bidder on a Sedo auction in November 2008 for 4632339.com, which spells GoDaddy. The final bid, paid by MAGA, for the Godaddy dotcom wordnumber was a measly US$75. How much Scott Smith sold 'Twitter' for is not known. He had in recent years listed the bulk of domains in his numeric collection at the 'flat-rate' price of US$5,000.

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Saturday, May 09, 2009

Swine flu numeric domain registered

79463358.com, which spells 'Swine Flu,' was registered by a Texas domainer on May 1, but it's unlikely that it will be the only numeric domain registered concerning the influenza epidemic. The name - 'h1n1' or 'swine flu' - attributed to this unique 'chimera' flu may change in the near future - the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention website recently added a disclaimer on its swine flu/H1N1 page that reads:

This is a rapidly evolving situation and current guidance and other web content may contain variations in how this new H1N1 virus of swine origin is referred to. Over the coming days and weeks, these inconsistencies will be addressed, but in the interests of meeting the agency's response goals, all guidance will remain posted and new guidance will continue to be issued.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

ChaCha lodges formal protest over KGB's mark '542 542'

Ok, I'm far from a legal expert, and please chime in if I'm wrong, but from what I gather, information on the USPTO database indicates that last week the Office received a 'letter of protest' from ChaCha's lawyers regarding KGB's application for the servicemark '542 542,' which incidentally was initially refused by the Office in February. ChaCha brought attention to its own mark and objected to KGB's mark (application) apparently because of infringement (it is confusingly similar to ChaCha's mark of '242242'). The USPTO notices indicate that ChaCha's letter was 'accepted' - because ChaCha's evidence 'established a reasonable case for refusal, requirement or suspension' - and the Examining Attorney is going to mull it over. Since the 'letter of protest' was received prior to the timeframe for 'publication' (for objection by protestors) the decision lies within the EA's jurisdiction.

Does this mean that ChaCha didn't want to wait until the 'publication' timeframe, if kgb's application went that far, and sent its objection early on to accelerate the 'refusal, requirement or suspension' of kbg's application?

The images of the USPTO public notices and internal correspondence are below:


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Saturday, March 07, 2009

Domains get snagged up in 'text-answer service wars'

Last month we blogged about two available (at the time) domains, 542242.com and 242542.com, both hybrids and mistypes of the dotcom wordnumbers for both ChaCha and kgbkgb. On February 18, they both got snagged up by the same person; the time stamps for both domain registrations are identical.

So by whom? They're hiding behind an anonymous whois (Moniker Privacy) and the owner's apparently not going to tell us anything at all: the domains don't resolve anywhere, not to kgbkgb nor ChaCha, and not even a parking page. So, who do you think bought them? Could it be a domainer? But would an observant domain investor buy these domains and not park them? Unlikely. So what do you think: is it Kgb or ChaCha?

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Two Good Numerics Available

It's simple. Here's two numerics, good investments, available for hand-registration:

2522523779.com (BLACKBERRY)
3687778273.com (FOUR SQUARE)

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

What's the carbon footprint of the kgbkgb tour?

What's the carbon footprint of kgb's Burning [feeling when you find out you just spent $0.50 on a text that could have been free had you used ChaCha] Questions Tour? Surely there's a huge poof of Co2 tonnage that'll result from driving a 'squard' of Smart Cars through a dozen cities from Dallas to Boston. Instead of issuing a press release on the eve of every single holiday and big sports event to give us yet another reason to use kgb_text for $0.50 more than ChaCha would charge, kgb should announce they're going carbon neutral. How about it?

Update1: the commenter is right - kgbkgb can cost up to $0.99. That's what kgb_text costs an ALLTEL customer!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

kgbkgb's Smart Car or ChaCha's unpaid Voice-Over Gig = tough choice

I don't know about you, but I think ChaCha is going to lose this one. Both ChaCha and its new competitor, kgbkgb, have recently launched sweepstakes promotions that will grant a single grand prize to the lucky winner.

What are the prizes? Well, kgbkgb is offering a Smart Car. Not too shabby.

And ChaCha? The winner will have their voice recorded to be 'part' of the 'welcome message for users on the 1.800.2CHACHA voice service.' How long will your sweet voice be on the outgoing voice message? Oh, about one week. After that, the voice of the 'lady... on vacation' will replace yours. It gets better. ChaCha won't pay for a thing: you have to haul your butt to a recording studio at an undisclosed location (in Indiana? or the nearest one to the winner?) at your own expense - and pay for a rent-a-car, taxi, or your own gas, and maybe even hotel - and still not get any compensation for your voice-over work. Maybe you can put on your resume that you were the voice of ChaCha's voice service for just one-week, but how much in hotel and transportation costs are you willing to pay for that accolade if you win?

No thanks. I'll take the Smart Car.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

kgbkgb launches tour at Mardi Gras drunken-fest

Yesterday, the briefly anticipated 'kgbkgb tour' - officially dubbed the "Burning Questions Tour" - quietly launched on the eve of Mardi Gras and on location in New Orleans! We kind of thought that a 'kgbkgb tour' would be of the 'Prilosec OTC' bus tour variety in which they'd give away something of value. But what would they give away? Free kbg_text credits? Naaaa.

It turns out the 'kgbkgb tour,' as described in the freshly minted dedicated tour blog, is a 'traveling the county' tour aimed at 'encouraging people to try [kgb's] 542542 text answer service.'

With a bus? No, but they're still carbon footprint stomping across the nation with their 'squard [sic] cars' (remember the commercial when they drove the Smart Car through an alley way of trash?). Of course, the 'squard' cars are advertisements, packed with Special Agents presumably wearing logo-ed t-shirts wandering city streets. Unlike Prilosec OTC's tour entourage, kgb's Special Agents won't be able to alleviate the heartburn that may develop when folks learn how much their product costs (kgb_text costs $0.50 per question). No wonder kgb calls it the 'Burning Questions Tour'!!!!

You have to wonder why the kgbkgb tour started at Mardi Gras, where people are drunk and in various altered mind-states. But that's Mardi Gras in New Orleans and kgb's ready for whatever comes their way. As the tour blog states:

....we’re expecting some REALLY interesting questions from the Big Easy. tAlready [sic] we’ve been asked to explain the meaning of life, how to satisfy one’s wife, and more.


They'll be leaving New Orleans in a few days to travel to other places to find out ' What Does America Really Want to Know,' which is the blog tour's title's tag line. What other places? Since you asked:

2/22/2009 - 2/24/2009 New Orleans, 2/27/2009-3/1/09 Dallas TX, 3/3/2009-3/4/09 Austin TX, 3/5/2009-3/7/09 Houston TX, 3/10/2009 Nashville TN, 3/12/2009-3/14/09 Panama City Beach FL, 3/17/2009 Tampa FL, 3/18/2009 South Beach Miami FL, 3/19/2009 Miami FL, 3/20/2009 Daytona Beach FL, 3/23/2009 Atlanta GA, 3/25/2009 Raleigh & Durham NC, 3/26/2009-3/27/09 Washington DC, 3/27/2009 Washington DC, 3/28/2009 Philadelphia PA, 3/29/2009-3/31/09 Boston MA, 4/1/2009 Hartford Ct, 4/2/2009-4/4/09 New York NY, and 4/5/2009-4/6/09 Baltimore.
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Wow. Sounds exciting. Kgb's excited too:

Our team of kgb Special Agents are [sic] really excited about being here.


Jamptap are really excited too!

Oh. And it turns out they're giving away something: a Smart Car. The sweepstakes began at 2/24/09 at 12:00:01 AM, E.T, but at press time the tour blog wasn't yet configured to accept entries (where's the box to enter your phone number?). Is the sweepstakes now invalidated?

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Monday, February 23, 2009

To kgbkgb's Survey Compilers, With Love

Kgb just put up a survey on their site, which appears in a pop-up window titled 'KGB Survey.' The introduction reads 'Answering questions is very rewarding. We should know. Please take this quick survey to help us better help you.'

We've decided to publish the answers to their survey; the numeric/alpha ordering is of our own creation. Have fun:


1. kgbkgb: Have you ever texted a question to kgb, or not?

Jamptap: Have you not ever taken an English class?


2. kgbkgb: What is the main reason you haven’t texted a question to kgb?

Jamptap: Because ChaCha is free. And why would I rely on kgbkgb for good information when they can't do something as simple as uneventfully registering a trademark?


3. kgbkgb: About how many text messages did you send/receive last month?

None
1 to 9 messages
10 to 19 messages
20 to 49 messages
50 to 99 messages
100 to 199 messages
200 to 299 messages
300 to 499 messages
500 to 999 messages
1000 or more messages

Jamptap: 50 to 99 messages. And, although you haven't asked, kgbkgb was even the subject of a few of them!


4. kgbkgb: Can your mobile phone access the Internet, or not?

Jamptap: Can you, or not, stop asking questions like that, or not?


5. kgbkgb: Where do you live? [list of states]

Jamptap: Why? Is the 'kgbkgb tour' coming to my state?


6. kgbkgb: Are you...?

a. Male
b. Female

Jamptap: Are you...?

a. a 12 year-old programmer
b. All of the above



7. kgbkgb:What is your age?

Under 18
18-24
25-29
30-34
35-39
40-44
45-49
50+

Jamptap:Ok. So by now kgbkgb would know what kind of cellular subscription I have, what state I live in, my gender, and now a close approximation of my age. I'm starting to get worried.

7b. kgbkgb: What is your annual household income?

Under $25,000
$25,000 to under $50,000
$50,000 to under $75,000
$75,000 to under $100,000
$100,000 to under $150,000
$150,000 to under $250,000
$250,000 and up

Jamptap: Oh I give up. Will my personal information become associated, or not, with my IP address? Hmmmm.


kgbkgb: Finished? Submit Your Survey.

We appreciate your time. Love, KGB

Jamptap: We love you too kgb.

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